LawLawLaw 2012-06-21


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Technology, Law, Baseball, Rock ‘n’ Roll

Tech Stuff

From late 1995 to early 1996, I was the Director of Internet Product Development for American Lawyer Media (ALM), a leading legal media company including Counsel Connect (an online service for lawyers) and CourtTV. ALM was trying to figure out this whole Internet thing, and I was trying to help them. One project that we tried was called the Internet Concierge, where I would answer questions from Counsel Connect users, via email, about law and the Internet. It occurs to me that, 16 years later, I’m doing pretty much the same thing! Except this time it’s for Clocktower clients. The more things change.

Technology progresses faster than the law. Always has, always will. It makes the in-between times (like now) interesting.

  1. The Collapse Of The Tacoma Narrows Bridge (1940-11-07)
    This video reminds me of the famous quote by Richard Feynman: “You can’t fool physics.”

  2. Facebook To File For IPO Next Week (2012-01-27)
    Perhaps you heard about this.
  3. HTTPS Everywhere Keeps Your Personal Information Safe On Over 1,400 Sites, Available For Firefox And Chrome (2012-02-28)
    Good Firefox security plugin.
  4. $35 PC Sells Out In Minutes (2012-04-29)
    Small technology = more privacy and security challenges.
  5. After 244 Years, Encyclopedia Britannica Stops The Presses (2012-03-13)
    Totally didn’t see this coming.
  6. James Cameron Reaches Ocean’s Deepest Point (2012-03-25)
    This should have been bigger news.
  7. The Oatmeal: Why Nikola Tesla Was The Greatest Geek Who Ever Lived (2012-05-14)
    Nailed it. This is why The Oatmeal rocks.
  8. 6 Reasons Why The Facebook IPO Fell Flat (2012-05-19)
    Perhaps you heard about this.
  9. Investors Sue Facebook And Banks For Analyst Changes (2012-05-23)
    That didn’t take long.
  10. IPv6: Now There Are More Internet Addresses Than Stars In The Universe (2012-06-08)
    So your toaster can have its own IP address.
  11. How To Measure The Size Of The Universe (2012-06-13)
    It’s big.
  12. Minneapolis Police Filming Their Own Work To Show Critics (2012-06-19)
    A good example of how law enforcement should react to changing technology.
  13. IPv6: FBI & DEA Warn That IPv6 May Be Too Damn Anonymous (2012-06-20)
    A bad example of how law enforcement should react to changing technology.

Copyright Law Stuff

Copyright law is for litigators, so Clocktower does not do copyright law. (We try to keep our clients out of litigation.) But of the three areas of IP law (patent, trademark, copyright), it’s the most fun to write about. So here we go.

  1. Forging Art Like No One Is Buying (2011-11-18)
    Is it still ‘art” if it is forged?
  2. 100 Years Of Copyright And Disruptive Technology (2011-12-05)
    As much as I hate the term ‘disruptive’ (and the dreadful 1990s book ‘The Innovator’s Dilemma’ that made the term temporarily hip), this is a pretty good read.
  3. January 18: Internet-Wide Protests Against the Blacklist Legislation (2012-01-17)
    Protests re the silly SOPA and PIPA bills.
  4. SOPA And PIPA Are the Internet’s Own Damn Fault (2012-01-18)
    Follow the money: lobbyists get bills passed, anti-lobbyists do not.
  5. After Historic Protest, Members Of Congress Abandon PIPA and SOPA In Droves (2012-01-19)
    Battle won, war rages on.
  6. How Much Is Enough? We’ve Passed 15 ‘Anti-Piracy’ Laws In The Last 30 Years (2012-02-15)
    Yet the sky still hasn’t fallen.
  7. How To Turn A Legitimate Buyer Into A Pirate In Five Easy Steps (2012-02-21)
    Customers will buy stuff if you let them.
  8. The $8 Billion iPod (2012-03-16)
    Truthy math from (old media) music and movie lobby groups.
  9. How Disruption Works: Job Loss Isn’t Really Job Loss (2012-04-07)
    We also lost buggy whip jobs when the automobile was invented.
  10. Video Game Company Misreads Copyright Law, Infringes Tetris (2012-06-19)
    Bonus question: What was actually copied here?

Copyright Law Stuff And The Streisand Effect

There have been a lot of famous Internet-related legal disputes in my lifetime. Starting with 1994’s infamous Green Card Spam controversy, the first massive commercial Usenet spam event. Since then, lawyers, law enforcement, old media, and new media have been trying to figure out whether (and the “whether” thought belongs mostly to the old media crowd) and how to adapt to the Internet. Here is some bonus reading material for those so inclined:

The case of FunnyJunk vs. TheOatmeal will, I predict, go down in history as one of the more epic Internet-related legal battles. I delayed the publication of this newsletter to try to include the latest info. For publishers and legal scholars alike, the dispute is an object lesson of how – and how not – to act on the Internet. The headlines speak for themselves:

  1. What Should I Do About (2011-05-25)
  2. FunnyJunk Is Threatening To File A Federal Lawsuit Against Me Unless I Pay $20,000 In Damages (2012-06-11)
  3. The Oatmeal Fights Legal Threat, Raises $20,000 In An Hour (2012-06-11)
  4. TheOatmeal Fights Back Against Troll Lawyer (2012-06-12)
  5. The Oatmeal vs. FunnyJunk: An Object Lesson In How To Deal With Litigious Internet Trolls (2012-06-12)
  6. The Oatmeal v. FunnyJunk: How The Court Of Public Opinion Beats The Court Of Baseless Legal Threats (2012-06-12)
  7. The Oatmeal’s Viral Lawsuit Fundraiser Surpasses $120,000 (2012-06-12)
  8. FunnyJunk Lawyer Being Mocked Mercilessly, Makes Things Worse By Trying To Shut Down The Oatmeal’s Fundraiser (2012-06-13)
  9. Oatmeal v. FunnyJunk: A Brief Observation (2012-06-14)
  10. Copyright Infringement And Your Business: Making The Tough Calls (2012-06-14)
  11. FunnyJunk’s Lawyer, Charles Carreon, Continues To Lash Out: Accuses Matt Inman Of ‘Instigating Security Attacks’ (2012-06-14)
  12. The Streisand Effect Wins Again: Scottish Council Reverses Ban On 9-Year Old Blogging About School Lunches (2012-06-17)
  13. FunnyJunk’s Lawyer Charles Carreon Just Keeps Digging: Promises He’ll Find Some Law To Go After Oatmeal’s Matt Inman (2012-06-17)
  14. FunnyJunk Lawyer Sues Charities Involved in Oatmeal Lawsuit (2012-06-18)
  15. Carreon’s Full Filing Reveals He Donated To Oatmeal Campaign Himself, Plus Other Assorted Nuttiness (2012-06-18)
  16. Charles Carreon Is Officially Suing Me And And The Charities Of My Fundraiser (2012-06-18)
  17. Not Done Yet: FunnyJunk’s Humorless Lawyer Suing Cancer, Wildlife Charities For Receiving Donations From Oatmeal Supporters (2012-06-18)
  18. Charles Carreon Sues Matthew Inman… And The Charities He’s Raising Money For (2012-06-18)
  19. Can I Sue You People? Troll Lawyer Sues The Charities The Oatmeal Supports (2012-06-18)
  20. Cartoonist’s Lawyer Responds To FunnyJunk: The Oatmeal Will Not Cave (2012-06-18)
  21. Matthew Inman To Charles Carreon: Take Time Off, Stop Saying Crazy Sh*t To Journalists, Calm Down (2012-06-19)
  22. The Oatmeal To Charles Carreon: “Come Back When You’ve Calmed Down” (2012-06-20)

Patent Law Stuff

Due to changes in patent law enacted as part of last year’s so-called patent reform, Clocktower is advising clients that, starting in September 2012, the one-year grace period under US patent law no longer exists. In other words, if you want to get a US patent, then you should file your patent application before launching the product (where “launch” is defined as sale, offer for sale, publication, or public use of the product).

  1. USPTO Says Copies Of Academic Articles Submitted As Prior Art Are Covered By Fair Use (2012-02-07)
    That’s a relief.
  2. Political Candidates Sued for Patent Infringement (2012-02-28)
    ‘Tis the season.
  3. Yahoo Sues Facebook For Patent Infringement (2012-03-12)
    Yay! Revenue!
  4. Twitter’s Revolutionary Agreement Lets Original Inventors Stop Patent Trolls (2012-04-17)
    Don’t be evil.

Patent Law Stuff And A Cause/Effect Reality Check

Patent law exists. Just like tax law exists. And just as you can itemize your personal tax deductions to maximize your tax refund, you can take advantage of patent law to make your business wealthier. Or you can file the short form.

But IP lawyers, IP maximalists, and the USPTO need to tone it down with the rhetoric. There are many valid reasons to get a patent, and I, as a patent law practitioner and adjunct patent law professor, still believe in the ideals of the patent law system. But let’s not fool ourselves. Patents, by themselves, add little value. At best, patent lawyers can justify their existence by saying that they help smart companies produce products and services that add value, stuff that you can actually measure as part of a country’s GDP. Smart companies may have some patents, and those patents may help them win disputes with other companies. But smart companies don’t get patents based on the idea that the patents themselves will cause them to succeed. That’s like buying a BMW to try to get rich. Instead, be a smart company, take advantage of existing laws, and produce cool products. Cool products that actually add value to society.

Here are a bunch of examples of how folks confuse the notions of causation and correlation. I will admit that probably and statistics (including especially conditional probability) was one of my favorite subjects at MIT.

  1. Dilbert: ‘Backwards Causation’ Describes 90% Of Consulting (2012-05-11)
  2. Chamber Of Commerce Lies Again: Attributes Millions Of Jobs To IP Laws Based On Flimsy Correlation (2012-05-31)
  3. From The Correlation-Does-Not-Imply-Causation Files: Regular Exercisers Earn Nine Percent Higher Pay Than Those Who Don’t (2012-06-08)
    What’s more likely? That exercise causes higher pay? Or that those who earn more have the time and money to exercise? Or that some other factor causes both high pay and good exercise habits?
  4. Commerce Dept: Steve Jobs Had Patents, Steve Jobs Made Cool Things; Thus Patents Are Great (2012-06-08)

Trademark Law Stuff

Clocktower is seeing a lot of clients register trademarks in order to secure Twitter usernames and Facebook pages. Still, companies have, on average, four unregistered trademarks.

  1. Help Protect Your Brand with Domain Typo Finder (2011-04-14)
    An oldie but a goodie. And here’s my Tweet about the domain typo tool:

  2. How Many Defensive Domain Name Registrations Is Too Many? (2012-02-24)
    You have to apply the 80/20 rule or you’ll go insane. You don’t need to register all possible domain name variations, you need to register enough.
  3. Louis Vuitton Jumps The Shark (2012-03-05)
    Bonus points if you understand the ‘jump the shark’ reference.

Baseball Stuff

So maybe this is a building year for the Red Sox?

  1. 10 Things You Didn’t Know About New Red Sox Manager Bobby Valentine (2011-11-29)
    Invented the sandwich wrap?
  2. Free The Original Green Monster Scoreboard (2012-02-13)
    It’s in South Dakota?
  3. MLB To Expand Playoffs By Two Teams To 10 (2012-03-02)
    One year late.
  4. Fenway Park Wins Historic Places Register Listing (2012-03-07)
    So now it’s ‘Historic Fenway’ not just ‘historic Fenway.’
  5. Fenwway Park: 100 Years Old, Still Ridiculously Hot (2012-03-27)
    Why Fenway rocks.
  6. Jim Rice Talks Fenway, Red Sox At MLB Fan Cave (2012-04-17)
    And I was there!
  7. Leaked Memos: Bobby V Is Losing The Red Sox And His Mind (2012-04-23)
    Why I like to call the 2012 Red Sox season the #BobbyVShow.
  8. MLB Players Who Played In Only One Game (2012-05-31)
    One game is better than zero games.
  9. Unusual Photos Of 19Th Century Baseball Players (2012-06-11)
    Because there’s not much baseball news worth reporting this year.
  10. Clemens Found Not Guilty Of Lying To Congress (2012-06-18)
    Note to self: ‘Not guilty’ is not the same as ‘innocent.’

Music Stuff

In 2.5 more years, my band, The MCats Band, will have been together as long as The Beatles. And we’re only about a dozen albums behind them!

  1. Bye Bye Baby Bye Bye: The Monkees’ Davy Jones, 1945-2012 (2012-02-29)
  2. Video: Drummer Tears Through Pop Music History (2012-06-05)
  3. Walmart Ad Hints At Vudu Streaming On Roku Players (2012-06-06)
  4. This headline explains (unintentionally) why Apple dominates the music market.

  5. Video: Mister Rogers Remix Will Make You Cry Tears of Joy (2012-06-07)
  6. Is the Most Relaxing 2 Minutes You’ll Spend Online (2012-06-07)

In-Case-You-Missed-It Stuff: Clocktower And Its Clients

Clocktower is grateful to have great clients doing great things, even as we all collectively struggle to recover from the Great Recession. Here are updates on Clocktower and its clients since the last LawLawLaw newsletter.

  1. Top 10 Things Smart Companies Should Know About Intellectual Property (2010-10-22)
    Smart businesses should use all laws – including IP laws – to their advantage.
  2. Drawings, Charts, And Videos That Explain The Recession (2011-11-22)
    9/11 Wars + Tax Cuts + Bailouts = Recession.
  3. DO Post The Same Content On All Your Social Profiles (2012-02-14)
    It’s not the seeds that matter, it’s the flowers.
  4. Behind Every Piece of Data Is a Patient (2012-02-18)
    PatientsLikeMe empowers patients to find cures by sharing info that is otherwise unavailable.
  5. Call-Em-All In The News: New York Times (2012-02-18)
  6. FirstFuel Raises $10M Series A (2012-02-23)
  7. PMC Launches Fully Integrated App For Bike Riders (2012-03-06)
  8. Happy Birthdays To Clocktower And Its Website (2012-03-21)
    Clocktower turns 11, Clocktower’s website turns 15.
  9. Apperian Raises $12.4M (2012-03-13)
  10. Disruptor Beam Partners With HBO To Develop ‘Game Of Thrones Ascent’ For Facebook (2012-05-21)
  11. Corporate Volunteerism: BzzAgent And Helping Hands (2012-06-04)

Random Stuff

  1. Saturday Night Live (SNL) 15-Year Special: Len Tukwilla, Driftwood Sculptor (1989-09-24)
  2. 10 Classic Video Games You Can Play Online for Free (2012-01-10)
  3. 30 Strangers Walk Into This Man’s Home Every Day (2012-02-24)
  4. Tips On Starting Your Own Blog (2012-02-26)
    From my 14-year-old daughter.
  5. Bathroom Design & Digital Goods: Right Versus Pragmatic (2012-02-29)
    Sometimes pragmatic is better.
  6. Philosoraptor: Toast Toasts Toast (2012-03-24)
  7. The 50 Greatest Cartoons (2012-03-27)
  8. The Oatmeal: The State Of The Web (2012-04-24)
    Nailed it. As usual.
  9. Rick Klau: Success And Luck (2012-06-07)
    In 1992, I wrote the first book published simultaneously on the Internet and in print. That book, The Legal List, gave me my 15 minutes of fame and launched my career, first as a marketer of Internet things, then as a lawyer of Internet things. I have always attributed my success to two things: (1) above average writing skills and (2) perfect timing. Another word for #2 is ‘luck.’ This article repeats the point that if you’ve had success, then you’ve probably had a lot of #1, but you’ve also had a lot of #2. So be proud of #1, but also be humble about #2.


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Drawings, Charts, And Videos That Explain The Recession

9/11 Wars + Tax Cuts + Bailouts = Recession.

This article analyzes, chronologically, how the US got itself – and the world – into the current recession. I wrote this post primarily for me, because I don’t want to forget how we got into this mess. But if others like it, that’s gravy.

For the record, I have never belonged to any political party. As it says under “political views” on my Facebook profile, “I vote for the smartest candidate. It doesn’t always work out.”

1946-2001: Back Story

  1. Book Review: Economics In One Lesson, by Henry Hazlitt (1946, Yes, 1946)
    The current recession began in 1946 when zero politicians bought this book. You don’t need to study economics in school. You need to read this book. Hazlitt explains, in simple terms, how classic economic mistakes are made by pursuing short-term policies that benefit only a select few at the expense of a long-term policies that could benefit many.
  2. Bush: ‘Our Long National Nightmare Of Peace And Prosperity Is Finally Over’ (2001-01-17)
    Under President Bill Clinton, the US enjoyed peace and prosperity. With this story, [satirical publication] The Onion joked about what would happen after George W. Bush was inaugurated. Now who’s laughing?

2001-2008: The Big Four Expenses

President George W. Bush started two wars and created two windfalls (Bush tax cuts for the rich and TARP bailouts for Wall Street banks). These are the Big Four expenses that started the current economic downturn.

  1. Afghanistan War (2001-10-07)
  2. Iraq War (2003-03-20)
  3. Bush Tax Cuts (2003-05-23)
  4. TARP Bailouts (2008-10-03)

2008-2010: Recession (Part 1)

President Barack Obama promised to end the two wars and the two windfalls (Bush tax cuts and TARP bailouts). To date, he has done none of this. In late 2010, Obama extended the Bush-era tax cuts. So they are Obama’s tax cuts now.

  1. The Sub-Prime Primer (2008-05-07)
    The housing market started to collapse in 2008. This presentation explains how and why the housing market failed.
  2. The Crash Course: The Unsustainable Future Of Our Economy, Energy, And Environment (2008-10)
    First a video series, then a book, Crash Course will teach you why we’re all screwed – unless we change now. If you dare watch/read it. For example, you’ll learn why ordinary Americans are forced to invest their retirement savings in risky stocks just to keep up with inflation.
  3. Chart: Debt With And Without Bush Tax Cuts (2008-12-02)
    Nearly four years ago, The New York Times warned about the impact of the Bush tax cuts.
  4. Infographic of the Day: Our Lost Decade (2010-01-06)
    Zero percent job growth over the last decade.
  5. Infographic of the Day: Just How Big Is the Deficit? (2010-02-03)
    Worst deficit since World War II (WWII, WW2).
  6. Chart: VC-Backed IPOs and M&A Deals 1992-2009 (2010-05-31)
  7. Infographic of the Day: The Entire History of the American Presidency (2010-06-10)
    This great poster gives context to politics and the economy from 1776 to 2010.
  8. The Student Loan Scheme (2010-09-16)
    Amendments to the Bankruptcy Code in 2005 prevent student loan debt from being discharged in bankruptcy.
  9. Comic: Puzzled by the Downturn (2010-11-05)
  10. Chart: Economic DownTurn, Financial Rescues, And Legacy of Bush Policies Drive Record Deficits (2010-12-03)
  11. Obama extends Bush-era tax cuts (2010-12-17)

2011-Present: Recession (Part 2)

Some economists have declared that the late 2000s recession is over. But with US unemployment at 9%, it’s safe to say that the 2008-present recession is alive and well.

  1. Average Sole Proprietor’s Net Income 1980-2007 (2011-01-10)
  2. Scary Unemployment Chart (2011-02-07)
  3. Rising Inequality Since 1970s: A Sharp Break From Shared Prosperity Of Earlier Era (2011-04-08)
  4. Chart: Startups As A Percentage Of All Businesses 1977-2009 (2011-06-06)
  5. US Budget: 20% Defense, 20% Social Security, 15% Medicare (Elderly), 8% Medicaid (Poor), 37% Other * (2011-06-10)
  6. Too Big to Fail: Inside America’s Economic Downfall [Infographic] (2011-06-30)
  7. The Truth About Who’s Responsible For The Explosion In Government Spending (2011-07-11)
  8. The Truth About Who’s Responsible For Our Massive Budget Deficit (2011-07-11)
  9. USA Inc. – Where We Are, How We Got Here, What May Be Next (2011-07-20)
    USA Inc. is a nonpartisan group that looks at the US federal government as if it were a business.
  10. Chart: Policy Changes Under Two Presidents (2011-07-26)
  11. Chart: Where Does U.S. National Debt Come From? [Infographic] (2011-07-27)
  12. The Original ‘Scariest Jobs Chart Ever’ Is Still Plenty Scary (2011-08-05)
  13. A timeline of events (2011-08-06)
  14. US Debt Crisis Explained (2011-08-10)
  15. The Onion predicts the future (2011-08-11)
    Bush: ‘Our Long National Nightmare Of Peace And Prosperity Is Finally Over’
  16. Remove Eight Zeros (2011-08-14)
    The best way for most Americans to understand the big numbers in the US budget is to remove eight zeros and pretend its a family budget.
  17. The Limping Middle Class (2011-09-04)
  18. The Great Prosperity 1947-1979 vs. The Great Regression 1980-2011 (2011-09-04)
  19. WARREN BUFFETT CALLS BS ON TAX BS: Taxing Billionaires More Won’t Hurt The Economy (2011-09-10)
    Buffet talks a good talk, but he rarely acts on his political ideas.
  20. 9/11 anniversary: National Memorial in New York opens (2011-09-12)
  21. The Middle Class Is Dead (2011-09-12)
  22. US poverty rate hits record high (2011-09-14)
  23. The lost decade for the middle class (2011-09-16)

2011-Present: #Occupy

The #Occupy Movement: The Frogs Figured Out That The Water Was Boiling. To late? Or just in time. (That first sentence is in init caps because it was going to be the title of this post.) I recall what one Occupy Boston protester said about why he was protesting: “The Bush Administration may have caused the recession, but the Obama Administration didn’t do what it said it was going to do to end the recession (namely ending the wars, the Bush tax cuts, and the bailouts), and so we the Occupiers feel disenfranchised, with nowhere to turn but the streets.” Then, rather than arresting the politicians and bankers that caused the economic mess, the police started arresting the 99%! Crazy. Perhaps 10 years after 9/11, the terrorists have won.

  1. Occupy Wall Street (OWS) Starts (2011-09-17)
  2. 14 Reasons People Are Occupying Wall Street (2011-09-28)
  3. 11 Ways America is Keeping Poor People Poor (2011-09-30)
  4. One Third Of Veterans Don’t Back Wars (2011-10-06)
  5. Watch Protesters Take Wall Street as Fancy Bankers Look On [Video] (2011-10-06)
  6. Finally, A Clear Explanation Of What The Wall Street Protesters Are So Angry About (2011-10-09)
  7. Here’s The Chart That Will Get Obama Fired (2011-10-09)
  8. 72 Cities That Have Joined The Occupied Movement (2011-10-09)
  9. Chart: Growth Of Family Income 1947-2007: We Grew Apart (2011-10-11)
  10. What Would George Carlin Say About #OccupyWallStreet? (2011-10-12)
    NSFW but worth the read.
  11. Here’s What The 99% Are Angry About (2011-10-13)
  12. The Protesters Are Getting Their Act Together! (2011-10-13)
  13. Violence Erupts in Rome as Occupy Wall Street Goes Global (2011-10-15)
  14. Four Charts That Explain What The Protesters Are Angry About (2011-10-15)
  15. Amazing Charts Show How 90% Of The Country Has Gotten Shafted Over The Past 30 Years (2011-10-15)
  16. NYPD Arrests Citibank Customer For Taking Money Out Of Own Account (2011-10-15)
  17. Chart: US Debt Accumulation by President (2011-10-16)
  18. Thirteen Observations made by Lemony Snicket while watching Occupy Wall Street from a Discreet Distance (2011-10-17)
    This is a great read. Example:
    “11. Historically, a story about people inside impressive buildings ignoring or even taunting people standing outside shouting at them turns out to be a story with an unhappy ending.”

  19. U.S. Marine Demolishes NYPD, Defends #OccupyWallStreet (2011-10-17)
  20. The Greatest #OccupyWallStreet Sign Ever (2011-10-17)
  21. Occupy George, Occupy Wall Street Infographics Printed On Dollar Bills (2011-10-18)
  22. 15 Great #OccupyWallStreet Political Cartoons (2011-10-18)
  23. Libya’s interim leader confirms Gadhafi killed (2011-10-20)
  24. Chart: How Many Millionaires In Congress? (2011-10-20)
  25. Chart: Self-Employment Income 2006-2011 (2011-10-24)
  26. Top Earners Doubled Share of Nation’s Income, CBO Says (2011-10-26)
  27. Why Obama should call for a breakup of big banks (2011-10-26)
  28. Before & After: Occupy Oakland (2011-10-26)
  29. Jon Stewart: ‘What the F*ck Happened in Oakland?’ [Video] (2011-10-27)
  30. Why the current revenue model of higher education is in trouble (2011-10-27)
  31. If US Land Were Divided Like US Wealth (2011-10-28)
  32. The Washington Post: What caused the financial crisis? The Big Lie goes viral (2011-10-31)
  33. Congress’ Net Worth Up 25% Since 2008 [The Rich] (2011-11-01)
  34. College has been oversold (2011-11-02)
  35. Super committee: Let Bush tax cuts expire and your work will be done (2011-11-02)
  36. Why College? A Comic Strip People Should See In High School (2011-11-04)
  37. Chart: Italy GDP Growth (2011-11-08)
  38. Why American Roads Are So Bad (2011-11-08)
  39. NEW POLL: Americans Want Everything [Video] (2011-11-08)
  40. US poverty: Blame the government (2011-11-09)
  41. Please Help Us Figure Out How To Solve The Inequality Problem (2011-11-13)
  42. Police Destroy 5,000 Books In Their Eviction Of #OccupyWallStreet (2011-11-15)
  43. How the rich stay rich (2011-11-15)
  44. Occupiers occupied: The hijacking of the First Amendment (2011-11-16)
  45. OUTRAGE OF THE MONTH: Insider Trading In Congress (2011-11-16)
  46. Chart: The Popularity Of Congress Compared With Other Unpopular Things (2011-11-17)
  47. Senator Bernie Sanders (Independent, Vermont), Senate Budget Committee (2011-11-18)
  48. Lobbyists and Politicians Beware: First Street Reveals Your Hidden Connections (2011-11-18)
  49. The real problem with Occupy Wall Street? This Google search: (2011-11-19)
  50. Venn Diagram: Federal Government vs. Goldman Sachs (2011-11-20)
  51. Egyptian State TV Uses The Police Response To #Occupy To Justify Their Own Brutality (2011-11-21)
  52. CNN’s David Gergen: Have they gone nuts in Washington? (2011-11-21)
  53. Five reasons why the congressional supercommittee failed (2011-11-21)
  54. Occupy Wall Street Moves Into New Phase With Student Debt Refusal Campaign (2011-11-21)


There are many problems with the world, its economy, and its denizens.

People have a short attention span. Most have forgotten the Big Four and what preceded it (9/11).

People make decisions based on emotion, not on logic.

People don’t understand large numbers like billions and trillions (hint: try removing eight zeros).

People take facts out of context.

News is entertainment.

Politicians know people.

So what happens? Politicians prey on emotions to get people to vote in certain ways.

It’s takes money to make money.

Power corrupts.

Lobbyists lobby, laws change.

Follow the money.

The rich get richer, the poor get poorer.

And instead of a government of the people, by the people, for the people, we have a government of the rich, by the rich, for the rich.

It is sad, but it is true. Copyright law was long ago hijacked by Hollywood. In 2011, patent law was hijacked by big business.

50% of those in Congress are millionaires. Whose interests do you think they have in mind?

I don’t know who the next US president will be. But the formula for breaking the economy is well known:

9/11 Wars + Tax Cuts + Bailouts = Recession

Here’s how to fix the economy:

End The 9/11 Wars + End The Bush Tax Cuts + End The Bailouts = End The Recession

There has been a failure of leadership in Washington, DC. There been a failure of followership. And there has been a failure of get-out-of-the-way-ship. The 112th Congress will go down in history as one of the most political, least effective, and most corrupt ever. Unless things change soon, this independent voter may end up casting protest votes in all contests for himself. Again.

I’m pretty good at spotting trends. Do you see the trend here? The natives are getting restless. The US government must reform now.

Said the king to his protesting subjects, “You have to do what I say or I can’t be king anymore!”


Erik J. Heels is an MIT engineer; trademark, domain name, and patent lawyer; Red Sox fan; and music lover. He blogs about technology, law, baseball, and rock ‘n’ roll at