Trademarks That Suck

Posted February 12, 2009, in Baseball, Domain Names, Erik's Favorites, Technology, Trademark Law, Worst Practices by Erik J. Heels (permalink: http://www.erikjheels.com/1371.html)

Lessons learned from suck-related registered trademarks.

Sometimes the government screws up. Like when funny license plates get issued. The Internet is full of funny.

Funny trademarks abound. When you file a trademark application with the United States Patent and Trademark Office (USPTO), it is examined by Trademark Examiners (who are lawyers) and (if it passes their scrutiny) then… [read full post]

25 Random Things About @ErikJHeels

Posted February 10, 2009, in About, Air Force, Baseball, Business, Erik's Favorites, MIT, Photos, Politics, Random, Social Networking, Technology by Erik J. Heels (permalink: http://www.erikjheels.com/1361.html)

25 random things about me.

[Following @rklau's lead, I'm republishing my Facebook 25 things meme thingy here, originally published on Facebook 01/26/09.]

1. I was born a poor black child. Actually not, but if you recognize that as the opening line from Steve Martin’s “The Jerk,” you get the gist of my sense of humor.… [read full post]

How To Avoid Infringing Red Sox Trademarks

Posted January 13, 2009, in Baseball, Branding, Domain Names, Erik's Favorites, How To, Startups, Trademark Law by Erik J. Heels (permalink: http://www.erikjheels.com/1317.html)

Or anybody else’s, for that matter.

Trademarks: What They Is, What They Ain’t

Trademarks are important for businesses, but they are not as broad as many people think. I’d be rich if I had a nickel for every time I read a Tweet that said, “ZOMG, I can’t believe the smiley face emoticon has been trademarked!”

Many things can be… [read full post]

LawLawLaw 2008-11-24

Posted November 24, 2008, in Baseball, Business, Clients, Clock Tower Law Group, Domain Names, Google, LawLawLaw Newsletter, Marketing, Milestones, Music, Patent Law, Politics, Random, Social Networking, Spam, Startups, Technology, Trademark Law, Videos, Weblogs by Erik J. Heels (permalink: http://www.erikjheels.com/1157.html)

Technology, Law, Baseball, Rock ‘n’ Roll, Etc.

Intro Stuff

The opinions expressed in LawLawLaw do not necessarily reflect the opinions of Clock Tower Law Group, its employees, or the author. Action figures sold separately.

I read hundreds of sources to compile this LawLawLaw newsletter, my thoughts and observations on trends in… [read full post]

Dear 2008 Red Sox: Thanks For A Great Season

Posted October 20, 2008, in Baseball, Best Practices by Erik J. Heels (permalink: http://www.erikjheels.com/1086.html)

Win or lose, I’m with you every game, every inning.

Thanks for a great season. Pundits predicted that the Angels would finally defeat the Red Sox in the ALDS, and they were wrong. Pundits predicted that the Rays would walk all over the Red Sox in the ALCS, and the Sox made a series of it. And although the 2008

TBS Screws Up Broadcast Of ALCS Game 6

Posted October 18, 2008, in Baseball, Worst Practices by Erik J. Heels (permalink: http://www.erikjheels.com/1085.html)

Minutes before ALCS Game 6 (Sox vs. Rays), TBS went blank and started showing “America’s Funniest Home Videos.” Losers. TBS should never be allowed to broadcast another MLB game… [read full post]

Epic Comeback: Red Sox Win ALCS Game 5 Over Rays 8-7

Posted October 17, 2008, in Baseball, Copyright Law, Erik's Favorites, Photos, Videos by Erik J. Heels (permalink: http://www.erikjheels.com/1078.html)

Down to their last 7 outs and trailing 7-0, the Boston Red Sox staged one of the most amazing comebacks in history. And I was there.

The Game

I was lucky to be at Fenway Park last night for the Sox thrilling 8-7 victory over the Rays. My friend John emailed me earlier in the day to invite me to… [read full post]

Sox Are Down 9-1 In The 9th: As McCain Would Say, We've Got 'em Right Where We Want 'em!

Posted October 13, 2008, in Baseball, Politics by Erik J. Heels (permalink: http://www.erikjheels.com/1075.html)

Still, I’m watching every inning of ALCS game 3. Eight runs in an inning? Could happen.… [read full post]

You Had Me At Play Ball

Posted October 10, 2008, in Baseball by Erik J. Heels (permalink: http://www.erikjheels.com/1074.html)

MLB screws another generation out of watching the post-season.

The ALCS starts tonight: Red Sox at Rays. No matter how little or how much baseball I’ve watched during the season, I watch every inning of every game of the playoffs (and World Series) when the Red Sox are playing. I watched ever game of every inning of the ALDS (Sox defeat the… [read full post]

LawLawLaw 2008-08-17

Posted August 17, 2008, in About, Air Force, Apple, Baseball, Best Practices, Book Reviews, Business, Clients, Clock Tower Law Group, Copyright Law, Domain Names, Google, How To, Internet Law, IP Law, LawLawLaw Newsletter, Licensing, Marketing, Microsoft, MIT, Music, Open Source, Parody Law, Patent Law, Politics, Privacy, Random, Security, Social Networking, Spam, Technology, Trademark Law, TV, Videos, Weblogs, Worst Practices by Erik J. Heels (permalink: http://www.erikjheels.com/1064.html)

Technology, Law, Baseball, Rock ‘n’ Roll, Etc.

Intro Stuff

The opinions expressed in LawLawLaw do not necessarily reflect the opinions of Clock Tower Law Group, its employees, or the author. Do not taunt happy fun ball.

I lived the life of Dilbert when I was in the Air Force. Once while… [read full post]

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