Lessons learned from suck-related registered trademarks.
Sometimes the government screws up. Like when funny license plates get issued. The Internet is full of funny.
Funny trademarks abound. When you file a trademark application with the United States Patent and Trademark Office (USPTO), it is examined by Trademark Examiners (who are lawyers) and (if it passes their scrutiny) then… [read full post]
25 random things about me.

[Following @rklau's lead, I'm republishing my Facebook 25 things meme thingy here, originally published on Facebook 01/26/09.]
1. I was born a poor black child. Actually not, but if you recognize that as the opening line from Steve Martin’s “The Jerk,” you get the gist of my sense of humor.… [read full post]
Or anybody else’s, for that matter.
Trademarks: What They Is, What They Ain’t
Trademarks are important for businesses, but they are not as broad as many people think. I’d be rich if I had a nickel for every time I read a Tweet that said, “ZOMG, I can’t believe the smiley face emoticon has been trademarked!”
Many things can be… [read full post]
Technology, Law, Baseball, Rock ‘n’ Roll, Etc.

Intro Stuff
The opinions expressed in LawLawLaw do not necessarily reflect the opinions of Clock Tower Law Group, its employees, or the author. Action figures sold separately.
I read hundreds of sources to compile this LawLawLaw newsletter, my thoughts and observations on trends in… [read full post]
Posted October 20, 2008, in Baseball, Best Practices by Erik J. Heels (permalink: http://www.erikjheels.com/1086.html)
Win or lose, I’m with you every game, every inning.

Thanks for a great season. Pundits predicted that the Angels would finally defeat the Red Sox in the ALDS, and they were wrong. Pundits predicted that the Rays would walk all over the Red Sox in the ALCS, and the Sox made a series of it. And although the 2008
Posted October 18, 2008, in Baseball, Worst Practices by Erik J. Heels (permalink: http://www.erikjheels.com/1085.html)
Minutes before ALCS Game 6 (Sox vs. Rays), TBS went blank and started showing “America’s Funniest Home Videos.” Losers. TBS should never be allowed to broadcast another MLB game… [read full post]
Posted October 17, 2008, in Baseball, Copyright Law, Erik's Favorites, Photos, Videos by Erik J. Heels (permalink: http://www.erikjheels.com/1078.html)
Down to their last 7 outs and trailing 7-0, the Boston Red Sox staged one of the most amazing comebacks in history. And I was there.

The Game
I was lucky to be at Fenway Park last night for the Sox thrilling 8-7 victory over the Rays. My friend John emailed me earlier in the day to invite me to… [read full post]
Posted October 13, 2008, in Baseball, Politics by Erik J. Heels (permalink: http://www.erikjheels.com/1075.html)
Still, I’m watching every inning of ALCS game 3. Eight runs in an inning? Could happen.… [read full post]
Posted October 10, 2008, in Baseball by Erik J. Heels (permalink: http://www.erikjheels.com/1074.html)
MLB screws another generation out of watching the post-season.

The ALCS starts tonight: Red Sox at Rays. No matter how little or how much baseball I’ve watched during the season, I watch every inning of every game of the playoffs (and World Series) when the Red Sox are playing. I watched ever game of every inning of the ALDS (Sox defeat the… [read full post]
Technology, Law, Baseball, Rock ‘n’ Roll, Etc.

Intro Stuff
The opinions expressed in LawLawLaw do not necessarily reflect the opinions of Clock Tower Law Group, its employees, or the author. Do not taunt happy fun ball.
I lived the life of Dilbert when I was in the Air Force. Once while… [read full post]