Internet News Guru Matt Drudge Uncovers Dating Scandal (ParodyLaw.com)

‘The Register’ has more than a little bit of fun with ‘The DrudgeReport.’

From The Register:

“An intern on the fringe of the John Kerry campaign once dated Kerry’s Finance Director Peter Maroney. When pushed by The Register, top sources within the Kerry machine confirmed the shocking news that the two staff members enjoyed dinners and possibly even drinks over the course of two months. This bizarre hetrosexual courting ritual could destroy Senator Kerry’s bid for the White House, according to Kerry’s rivals….

In other news, the Drudge Report will report that Newsweek will report that BusinessWeek will report that Microsoft owns a monopoly share of the desktop operating system market, that Intel’s Itanium processor is struggling, that Richard Stallman is a bit wonky and that the Earth travels around the Sun. It’s unclear how these revelations will affect the Kerry campaign.”

The UK has the advantage of being five hours ahead of us. And generally more silly.

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